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Nelson is known for his touring pansy-fueled, orgy bus, from which Toby Keith barely escaped with his butt-kickin' boots and his full, supple, womanly lips.
Nelson's crimes are not mitigated by Keith's "narc-issistic" personality, however.
Nelson will have plenty of time to contemplate his past liberal crimes in the newest camp at Gitmo, "Camp Chong".
Willie Nelson TriviaEdit
- Willie is a bio-sexual
- Willie smoked the country of Norius. Never heard of Norius? Exactly.
- Willie has a Ben & Jerry ice cream flavor, Willie Nelson's Country Peach Cobbler. It is made of shredded tax forms and hash.
- Willie has more THC in his system than a glaucoma-suffering Rastafarian in Amsterdam.
- Willie's Visine bottles and bills are enormous
- Willie' Got a contact sober off of Stephen Colbert when Stephen visited his tour bus
- Willie’s so mellow, if the Buddha ever met him, he’d be like, ‘Whoa, that dude is laid back.’”
- Willie has written and recorded songs about homosexuality and is known to tell pedophile jokes.
Famous Quotes Edit
"It's a good thing we had a bag of marijuana and not a bag of spinach, 'cause we'd all be dead by now."
Things Willie Doesn't DeclareEdit
- taxable income
- wheat in his ice cream