Well, this is indeed a sad day. Some liberal yellow journalist has outed our greatest superhero, Bibleman.
Actor, and Adventurist Willie Aames has been identified as the vigilante of Virgin Mary. Why these rabblerousers are so focused on the destruction of our core values is quite beyond me. Next they'll probably want to re-ammend our currency to take Jesus out of our economy completely. Damn you investigative reporters, and, fans of satanic, funny books!