Chick magnet and Imodium spokesperson, William Shatner played Captain James Tinkerbell Kirk on Star Trek for its entire 3-year run.
Acting Career Edit
Although Shatner has enjoyed a varied and colorful career spanning over forty years, he will only be remembered for Star Trek.
Everything Else He's Done That No One Will Remember Edit
- T.J. Hooker
- Some fuckin' reality show that no one can remember the name of
- Boston Legal
Shat facts Edit
- Has a really awful toupee
- If he ever picks up a check, consider it a miracle
- Was loved by his Star Trek co-stars, especially James Doohan (Scotty)
- Has three daughters from one of his numerous marriages
- Has make numerous grown men sob uncontrollably with his infamous left hook
- Has nailed an alien on every planet
- Can speed up his molecules to appear invisble
- Can act his way out of a paper bag
- ↑ Even his own mother doesn't call him "Bill"