William Langewiesche

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William Langewiesche
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process


William Langewiesche and Stephen Colbert discuss nucular weapons in front of a backdrop which reveals nothing to our enemies.


Dresses like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

William Langewiesche was Stephen Colbert's guest on the May 14, 2007 edition of The Colbert Report.


We should be terrified if Al Qaida gets nukes.

Countries that want to develop nucular weapons will.

Knowledge Bomb: A bomb which leaves everything standing, but destroys all information. A neutron bomb for thought.

  • The Atomic Poor: The Rise of the Nuclear Poor [sic][1]


  1. It is unclear why Langewiesche misspelled nucular in his book's title.


the poor should not have nucular weapons

believes that Washington DC should be in the axis of evil

said "we started it" when whining about the nucular miracle that god gave to oppenheimer in a dream

believes aluminum tubes is an agricultural device

iran is building nucular bicycles

practical politicians wear ties (Colberism)

we should live in fear

a little fear is a good thing; alot of fear is a great thing

We Are Where We Are

bombs must be made to destroy knowledge

bomb that leave severything but leaves information

a neutron bomb that erases all thought

is pro-attack and pro-preemptive attack and pro-pre-thought attack

sleeps quite well at night

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