Osama bin Lisa
Mahmoud Ahmedi-William J. Jefferson-nejad is a terrorist.

Holla atcha Dolla!

William, "Dolla' Bill" Jefferson represents Louisiana's 2nd congressional district, which includes much of the greater New Orleans area. He is currently under indictment on bribery charges. $90,000 of the alleged bribe money in cold, hard cash was found in his freezer. If convicted, he will join former Blue Dog Democrat Rep. James Traficant as a red-assed prison inmate.

Some people say that Rep. Jefferson and President William Jefferson Clinton are distantly related. This feels quite possible, as both Clintons seem to embody crude black-Americans stereotypes in their demeanor. Other people might say this points to the logical flaws inherent withing the very processing and application of stereotypes. It-getters know that this points to the problems inherent within Bill.

In a related vein, during their coverage of the William Jefferson bribery charges, Fox News showed images of House Judiciary Chairman John Conyers. This could be seen by some as an indication of a generalized racism on the part of that stalwart news organization. But It-getters know that the mix up just proves the point: all negro democrats are out to steal our money and our white women and Mr. Conyers will be served a subpoena in due time

William J. Jefferson
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 2nd" district of the state of Louisiana

TGPE2008SOTUv2 This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".
Until William J. Jefferson gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" William J. Jefferson by unloading your gut onto this page.

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