William Gerstenmaier
was a guest of "The Colbert Report"
and got nailed via satellite.

  • NASA official in charge of space station operations
  • His scientific acumen is exceeded only by the luxury of his mustache.

March 10, 2009 NailingEdit


  • guested from Florida (an Earth-like planet)
  • will take a while to get to other possible Earth-like planets
  • Stephen says: "Do not stare at the sun, despite what NASA man says"
  • what a planet needs to be like Earth:
    • needs water
    • right temperature
    • out of this world taste of
    • ground control to major yum
  • Gerstenmaier doesn't know who keeps probing Dr. Colbert when he goes camping
  • no worry that the shuttle will hit space geese
    • will strap a scarecrow to the shuttle
    • a stuffed owl to scare woodpeckers
  • holding an online vote on what to name Node 3
  • will commit to naming module after Colbert if he wins
    • they think too much

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