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Nothing the Weather Underground did could have been possible without Ayers planning or permission.
Ayers is a good friend of Barack Hussein Obama.
Raised By HippiesEdit
Ayers was raised by a group of godless hippies in a communist compound. And by "godless" I mean Jewish, and by "communist", I mean his father was CEO of a large corporation, and by "compound" I mean large house in the subburbs.
Ivy League EducationEdit
During his long terrorist camapaign, Ayers attacked the following critical American targets:
- Two statues (OK the same statue twice).
- An empty bathroom.
Thus far, Ayers has gone unpunished for these attacks on critical infrastructure. If he had been convicted, he would have faced several hours of community service for his crimes!
Evading The LawEdit
Ayers was able to hide from the law for several years by taking advantage of the fact that all charges against him had been dropped, and therefore nobody was really looking for him.