Recognized Seasons
on America's Planet

Wildfire is a season that occurs only in California. This is because Californians make God angry the most. Wildfires are fanned by warm summer breezes and tolerance for homosexuals.

How Fires StartEdit

The Best Way To Fight FiresEdit

See AlsoEdit

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