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"Wikiality DIY: So, You're Running For Congress"
is a part of Wikiality D.I.Y.
Pull yourself up by yer bootstraps and do it yourself . . .

Running for a civil service office is one of the most rewarding, admirable, and honorable things a citizen can do to serve his or her own country. There is no other duty that could possibly equate to this. Not to mention, it can be financially rewarding years beyond your retirement. This article will outline the basic steps that have, over the years, proven most effective for potential candidates running for congress.


Chapter I: Need Some Money? Edit

Lets face it, we're not all billionaires. You're a humble millionaire in need of some help. The general public is always a good source for campaign contributions. Theres one problem. . .they're poor.

Chapter II: Got Some Things In Your Past You Need Taken Care Of? Edit

Not Homosexual Edit

You may or may not have experimented with a freaky three-way. We're not here to judge or falsely label you. Thats the liberal media's job. eh. Nevertheless, this is something that needs to be gotten right the first time. We know you're not because homosexuality is an abomination of the human race.

But just so everyones happy, see: Wikiality DIY: So, You Need To Be Cured From The Gay


College Was In The Way? Edit

WARNING: If college or work was in the way of the draft, immediately seek medical attention. Those that were forced to have college and/or work interfere with the draft are reported to be highly susceptible to injuries or illnesses such as:

  • butt Cysts
  • spinal deformations
  • flat footedness
  • loss of gag reflex

THESE ARE SERIOUS INJURIES THAT COULD BARE A SERIOUS BODILY BURDEN IF NOT DOCUMENTED IN A TIMELY MANNER!!!11


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