|Mayor:||A gay guy|
|City Motto:||"Let there be a gay city!"|
|Nickname:||"The city of da gays"|
|Theme Song:||"The old gay bar"|
|Population:||3000 gay people|
|Standard MPH:||5 Over|
|Principal industries:||The Gay Bar|
|Fun Fact # 1:||Witchita has soo many gay people.|
|Fun Fact # 2:||The reason why no one visits Topeka is because its gay.|
Wichita was founded a while back as a cow town. It has since evolved into a gay city, and it no longer smells like a cow turd...at least not all the time.
Witchita is the gayest city in the US, but its in Kansas, so what do you expect?
The Keeper of the Plains
Famous People From WichitaEdit
A Typical Day In WichitaEdit
Strange Laws in WichitaEdit
- Straight people arent allowed.
- Women arent allowed. The people in Witchita who look like women are men dressed up as a woman.