Wichita, Kansas

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U Aint Here
Wichita, Kansas
is not a Recognized City of the United States of America!
It is a city of Commies that has infiltrated Our Great Nation.
WARNING: By choosing to visit
Wichita, Kansas
you have contracted Teh Ghey!

Report to the closest authorized de-gayification church near you to begin ungayification immediately.
Mayor: A gay guy
City Motto: "Let there be a gay city!"
Nickname: "The city of da gays"
Theme Song: "The old gay bar"
Population: 3000 gay people
Standard MPH: 5 Over
Principal industries: The Gay Bar
Fun Fact # 1: Witchita has soo many gay people.
Fun Fact # 2: The reason why no one visits Topeka is because its gay.

Wichita HistoryEdit

Wichita was founded a while back as a cow town. It has since evolved into a gay city, and it no longer smells like a cow least not all the time.

Wichita TodayEdit

Witchita is the gayest city in the US, but its in Kansas, so what do you expect?

Wichita LandmarksEdit

The Keeper of the Plains

Famous People From WichitaEdit

Justin Bieber

Kanye West

A Typical Day In WichitaEdit

Gay sex.

Strange Laws in WichitaEdit

  • Straight people arent allowed.
  • Women arent allowed. The people in Witchita who look like women are men dressed up as a woman.

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