Whitney Houston was never born, somehow managed to steal Dolly Parton's song "I will Always Love You", in hopes of growing bigger boobs.Because the fact, she stole the song the liberals of the world went batshit from hearing this singing fetus- and now cannot wait to abort her.
Her appearance at this years Grammy Awards was computer generated.
A new Whitney Houston album has been created in the laboratory of Clive Davis. It will be released in soon. Given the fact that she does not exist this album as a result will get rock music fans to demand that Spinal Tap makes a new album
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