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An escaped French-Canadian prisoner

Waldo is a French-Canadian prisoner who fled to America like most normal Canadians (none). he is also a former member of Crazy Frog. He found his glasses on his sleeping friends face and he only wears them as a disguise (but he still wears the prison clothes), He only has 4 fingers because that's how he rolls, yo. The RCMP stopped searching for him years ago, because everybody had similar clothing, for some reason and because they got bored on pages 8-9. He is illiterate in American but fluent in Canadian and Russian. He currently holds the world record for longest hide-and-seek game, and longest chin. Waldo is communist, and a threat to George Bush, Baby Jesus, And Stephen Colbert.

AliasesEdit

Waldo is highly schizophrenic, and has Multiple Aliases. Some are as follows:

  • Wanda
  • Oddlaw
  • Geddy Lee
  • Frankie Muniz
  • Jay Leno
  • Bono
  • Ray Romano
  • Elton John
  • Mama Smurf ( All the kids are adopted from Chinese families with too many kids)

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