When Ancestors Attack
is a featured segment of
the Greatest American Television Show--EVER!!!, The Colbert Report.


According to, Barack Hussein Obama's great great great grandfather was Irish.

in 1960, JFK found out his maternal grandfather was a potatoe. He had his eyes.

made into vodka run across canadian border by joe kennedy (ironic)

McBama or O'Bama

may have owned slaves

black leaders should do the right thing and apologize for slavery

Mitt Romney's Great grandfather had 5 wives

another had 12

Mittmentum (similar to Joementum)

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