Much like Cheney's man size safe McCain has been less than forthcoming with his medical records. [1]

What's he hiding?Edit

  • STDs (some from the silent film era)
  • a bad heart
  • an old brain
  • a huge Mc-Cain
  • restless leg syndrome
  • priapism
  • irritable bowel syndrome
  • irritable old man syndrome
  • an extra testicle
  • improvised exploding face syndrome
  • a Panamania birth certificate
  • An arrowhead in his ass from the battle of little big horn.
  • money [2]
  • needle marks from all the times he's injected redbull into his taint
  • organs taken from todlers as they slept.
"What's In McCain's Medical Records?"
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