History of Western AustraliaEdit
Once apon a time, a fairy man decided he wanted to put all the creepy pedophiles in one part of australia. There was too many of them so they had to use basically a whole third of the country just for these guys. I heard there was a fence there somewhere.....Idk, some chick walked a fence to get home, don't know why that was made into a movie, I walk home along a fence everyday but I ain't got no movie....
South australia actually made that fence to keep the western aussies out of their state but they told WA it was for dingos.....
Most of them are Asian.
They don't have computers.
Most common name is Bruce.
Western Australia TodayEdit
It's full of a bunch of imported kiwi (new zealanders, aka sheep shaggers) who do our mining because we're too busy drinking VB.
Western Australia Climate & GeographyEdit
Always hot and dry, unless it is raining aid.
Western Australia CitiesEdit
I'm not sure if they even have cities to be honest.
There is a place called Perth....They used to have Sizzlers...now they don't....Perth is dead to me.
Western Australia LandmarksEdit
Some giant toxic waste land. Oh wait...that's the state.
Western Australia CultureEdit
Rape 'em all kill 'em all
Famous People From Western AustraliaEdit
That chick who walked along it for some reason. The many Bruces who live there.
A Typical Day in Western AustraliaEdit
Waking up and drinking a six pack of VB then heading out to the mines to throw sheep at the imported New Zealander slaves then catching a few mice and ripping their heads off to suck their guts out, as that is considered a delicacy in Western Australia. Then spending the afternoon drinking a few six pacxks with your mates while watching a bit of German hardcore child porn.