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Born from a family of ninjas/commies she was brainwashed by the Chinese Government to be a good communist, one day a family of Real Americans found Wendi Deng in the savage mountains of China and decided to adopt her and take her to America. They were actually looking for a panda bear but a rescued Chinese girl makes for a good pet too to impress your friends. It took several years but they were able to break the brainwashing spell that plagued her mind and she was taught the wonders of Capitalism. As a thank you Wendi had sex with the man that rescued her and then marry him so she could stay in America, then divorced that man for another man who promised her she could get a green card. She has learned well how to become a ruthless American. You have done well grasshopper.
After marrying and then divorcing several men (she earned the nickname the ninja blackwidow. Dont worry nobody was murdered... they only died of natural causes.) she met Mr. Murdoch and that's when she decided he was the one.
Kicking Ass in ChinaEdit
After being educated in America, she returns to China from time to time to kick some commie ass. Mr. Murdoch wants to expand his Media Empire in China but the Chinese refuse to listen to reason, so Mrs. Murdoch will have to open a can of whoop-ass when the Chinese misbehave.
Marriage to Some Old GuyEdit
After becoming a proper American Wendi Deng tried to seduce Mr. Murdoch with her Chinese ways. We dont know what happens in the bedroom but some claim that when Mr. Murdoch wakes up every morning he does it with a bright smile.
To this day Wendi has killed 300 liberals, all of them tried to pied her husband. She also killed a panda bear with her bare hands when she was a baby.