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The WatchmenEdit

(the last line of defense for any commie/left/bear plans)


A group of undercover jedi fighting to protect liberty, freedom and the American way. Based out of the 42nd District of Montana, they train in the ways of lightsabers and guns. Fighting commies, and bears is their purpose and mission statement. Their motto is Veni, vidi, vici, which is believed to translate to "We kicked their commie asses!"

WeaponsEdit

The following is a list of bear/commie/zombie killing weapons used the Watchmen.

  • Admiral Crunch (Captain Crunch served with rum instead of milk)
  • Thomson Sub-Machine gun
  • The Master Sword
  • Nukes
  • Goat killing telepathy

Known WatchmenEdit

  • Every Republican President since Chester A. Arthur
  • cats (experts in chasing bears up trees)


Catsgomoo 22:58, December 24, 2009 (UTC)catsgomoo

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