|City Motto:||no jelly beans!|
|Nickname:||home of the duck fuckers|
|Theme Song:||muppet sex|
|Population:||however many black ppl died from the kkk's|
|Standard MPH:||however fast a soda can can roll on a hill|
|Principal industries:||Lobbiest, Patriotism, Monuments construction|
|Fun Fact # 1:||Famous for being the birthplace of Stephen Colbert, as well as the birthplace of America!|
|Fun Fact # 2:||Formerly a swamp infested with rats, alligators and other predatory creatures, it is now a swamp infested with Democrats, lobbyists and Mark Foley.|
Washington DC is not a part of the United States of America yet it is ruled by President George W. Bush, even though the votes of the people there do not count. It is a chocolate city, with a marshmallow center and a graham cracker crust of corruption. The District of Columbia is essentially a mallomar.
DC's Representative, Eleanor Holmes Norton, will therefore never be able to run for president because she was born there. (No one would vote for her anyways because she has a terrible voting record.)
- 'D.C.' stands for Democratically Controlled.
- Many hippies march on the capitol mall. They march to send messages to leaders there to stop wars or what ever they are bitching about that week.
- Has a subway system just for tourist
- Though the history might say different, loves Native Americans and named a football team after them.