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He is History's Black Friend.
According to America (The Book) by John "sexual predator" Stewart
- Warren G. Harding was a worthless piece of shit. Fuck him. His presidency was a taint, not just in the sense of a "stain on the office," but literally a taint - the anatomical area between the anus and the testicles.
- I hate Warren G. Harding.
However, we must defer to Stephen Colbert for an evaluation of Harding's performance:
We can be sure that he was black since he once admitted that it was possible an ancestor "jumped the fence" on having sex with black people.
Thanks to the heroes of the Colbert Nation, Wikipedia has closed the Warren G. Harding page to anonymous edits. Apparently, the news of Harding's negro-ness is still not ready for the racists that run that failed site.