America's highly successful fight against those who oppose freedom and democracy (see: Russ Lieber). So far the mission has been accomplished, but the war has not yet been won. The war began in the fall of 2001 after Saddam Hussein ordered Osama bin Laden to attack the United States.
List of Country's/Areas that lost the war Edit
The Wins Edit
- Air travel is now completely safe.
- Air travel must be done in the nude.
- FedEx is reporting record profits from folks shipping their clothes.
- Wal-Mart population has increased as more folks are buying clothes at their destination(s).
- Polar Bears are dying off!!! USA! USA! USA!!!
- Goldman Sachs, who is God, is profiting off this!
The Other Edit