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War On Poverty
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War on Poverty is a war started by people who want to fight terrorism. This war is part of the War on Terrorism. Jesus said the poor will always be amongst us. Former Greatest President Ever, Ronald Reagan was notable in his fight against poverty. Ending Poverty can help end terrorism. Poor people are prone to becoming terrorists.Jesus Said to feed the hungry and cloth the naked. Naked is not good and the naked need to be covered up.

Origins of The War On PovertyEdit

Sides In The War On PovertyEdit

How Do We Know When It's Over?Edit

Also See Edit

World War 0  | World War I  | World War II  | World War III
The War of Northern Aggression  | Cold War  | Korean War  | Vietnam War
The French Revolution  | War of 1812  | American-Indian War  | American-Mexican War  | American-Spanish War
War On Terror  | Gulf War  | Operation Iraqi Freedom  | War On Iran
War On Christmas  | Easter Under Attack  | The War On The Fourth Of July  | War on Monkeys  | The Cola Wars  | War on The Free Market  | The War To Christmasize Israel  | War of The Internets Tubes  | War On Science
War On The Middle Class  | The War Against The Gayification of American Children  | War On Drugs  | War On Poverty

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