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War is the natural state of man.
Although often misconstrued by the liberal media, war is the best possible way to convince people to do what you want them to.
List of Wars America is currently Waging (and Winning)Edit
- War On Drugs
- War On Terror
- War On Christmas
- War of The Internets Tubes
- War On Halloween
- War On Science
List of wars America wonEdit
- American Revolution
- War of 1812
- American-Mexican War Because America always comes first.
- The French Revolution
- Civil War America on America...and America won.
- American - Spanish War Because America always comes first.
- World War I
- World War II
- Korean War
- Vietnam War
- Desert Storm
- Operation Iraqi Freedom
- World War III
- War on Monkeys
- War on Incandecent Light
- The Cola Wars
- The War To Christmasize Israel
Wars America Lost (Interest In and Abandoned) Edit
War is Peace? Edit
Also, it was once stated by a WWII soldier (an American of course) that "War is war and peace is peace but if you want peace, then prepare for war."
War and peace are one in the same and are both needed to counterbalance each other. It's like yin & yang. (Except straight and American) If one of them didn't exist, then the universe would collapse on itself and everybody's heads would explode with amazement.