Walter Jones
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 3rd" district of the state of Lesser Carolina
Walter Jones
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

Walter B. Jones is the Republican Representative for Lesser Carolina's 3rd Congressional District. Walter has proudly served his constituents since 1995. During that time, he has no doubt introduced many pieces of legislation and participated in numerous political debates. However, Walter will always be remembered for his most important contribution to protecting America against the threat of terrorism.

Walter B. Jones, America thanks you for the freedom fries.

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