J. M. Trannywalker
Joseph "Hobo Joe" Meathook Trannywalker (April 2, 1915 - April 2, 1937) was an Americanized Indian (woo woo, not dot) homeless person who traveled the countryside via railroad cars, stopping off from time to time in various towns to help people in need, work odd jobs, and have sex with dirty hookers. Hobo Joe adopted a child in nearly every town he visited, taught them lessons, made them feel special, then ditched 'em with his credit card bills. Of the many children he adopted, most grew up to be crazy people. One grew up to be Ray Firewalker, who in turn adopted friggin' Walker Texas Ranger. Take from that what you will. Personally it blows my mind.