People are from Wales are called Welsh. This ensures that they cannot be confused with other ethnicities by pronoun-swapping rascals; after all, there are no such people as the "Britsh", or the "Englsh", or the "Irsh", or the "Scotsh". Because of this, Wales is the subject of great praise from grammaticians everywhere.
- Wales has topped the list of regional hypersonic sound emissions for the last 1,600 years running.
- The ratio of whales to people in Wales is 2:1.
- Congressman Robert Wexler (D-FL) enjoys harpooning whales because it's a fun thing to do. Especially in Wales.
- In 671, Alfred the Great unified England and Wales to form the first incarnation of the United Kingdom. The addition of Scotland under King James I in 1607 began the second; the annexation of Ireland and the Falkland Islands in 1801 began the third, which has continued to this day.