~ Stephen Colbert
- The inability to stick to a single position, instead flip-flopping back and forth like a liberal fish in the mighty freedom-loving claws of a Bald Eagle. The term originated in roadside diners in the American heartland, where customers unable to choose a breakfast item in the face of the bewildering array of choices presented by America's bounty would be slapped in the face with a fresh waffle and told, "You'll take a waffle and like it!" The phrase "cruising for a waffling" was soon shortened to simply "waffling."
- Synonyms: Kerrying, Kerrytitis
Staying the Course,Constantly adjusting one's tactics
- ↑ Obviously liberals, since conservatives have decided by age 5 what they're going to have for breakfast from then on.
2. On the other hand, may I suggest our pancakes?