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gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Voting to the authorities.

Basically, you should only vote if you are Republican, white, and over the age of 65[1]. Be warned, Democrats - you may entice bears if you do it. Nobody wants bears, especially Baby Jesus. Got it?


  1. Fail to do so and extreme measures will have to be taken.

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