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Voting Republican is the only sure-fire way to protect your kids, your country and The Baby Jesus.

Failing to Vote Republican will ensure the end of the world as we know it.

Liberals will get elected, Osama bin Laden will gay marry Saddam Hussein and dogs and cats will live together.

The world will fall into complete chaos.

But, America, you can prevent this whole world from going down the toilet, by doing one thing: Voting Republican.

Two simple words to salvation:

Vote Republican.

Vote Republican.

Vote Republican.

Say it until it becomes second-nature, say it until it echos in your head.

Vote Republican; they will protect me...
Vote Republican; they will protect me...
Vote Republican; they will protect me...
Vote Republican; I am a victim...

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