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Voice of America (VOA) is the greatest public source of truthiness in the free world outside of the White House Press Secretary. The two greatest sources being, of course, both privately owned corporate communication devices, The Colbert Report and FOX News.

Efficient Corporate Design StructureEdit

VOA operates under the Broadcasting Board of Governors, which is controlled completely by appointees of the President of the United States. Thanks to decidership of The Greatest President, VOA has never been truthier.

VOA's ReachEdit

VOA goes everywhere America's empire goes. VOA is dedicated to providing the comforting sound of freedom to every corner of America's Globe and beyond.

Key CustomersEdit

  • troops
  • those in need of liberating

Programs On VOAEdit

Do NOT See AlsoEdit

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External SourcesEdit

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