Viggo Mortensen

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Baby Jesus
The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
Viggo Mortensen
Viggo Mortensen
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.

Viggo wants Stephen to run for president

Viggo Mortensen is an American actor who may or may not be part of the fancy-pantsification of America. He is most famous for playing the role of Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings movie series.

Why The Baby Jesus Might Like ViggoEdit

Why Viggo May Be on The Baby Satan's TeamEdit

  • He used to be married to Exene Cervenka, the singer of the punk rock band X. Plus, his chiseled good looks and rock hard abs have been known to tempt closeted normally heterosexual men like Stephen.

Fun FractsEdit has not yet discovered Viggo's porn name, but will pay no money to the intrepid reporter who uncovers this vital information.

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