In the beginning, there was much resource gathering.
Video Games are next battlefield in the War on Terror.
The American Armed Forces is funding the production of games to indoctrinate young minds about patriotism and train the next generations of soldier to pacify insurgency in a desert city and bomb the living hell out of terrorist strong hold.
The Syrians are funding the production of games to train Muslim kids about Jihad against the Israeli Army and its occupation of Palestine and Lebenon. The Pakistanis are funding the production of games to train kids on Jihad against the Indian army.
Many of those unamerican games are all electronically powered simulations used to train terrorists to take away our freedoms.
Video Games Stephen Approves OfEdit
in all video game history
- Stephen Colbert's World of Colbertcraft
- Stephen Colbert's Escape From Skateboard Mountain
- Stephen Colbert's Return To Skateboard Mountain
- Halo (which is used to teach kids how to fight bears)
- Gut Age: Train Your Gut in Minutes a Day!
- 8-Bit Lebowski
- Gamers have no life
- The Most Evil Games Ever
- Video Gamers worst than Hitler
- Video Game characters infiltrating real world!
- Evil video game industry to support the homeless and hippies
- CIA's special cheat code
- PS3 takes over Pentagon
- How Video Games are corrupting the youth: Labor contracts
- Taliban to use video game technology to increase recruitment
- The Bible Online: The Exciting World of Biblical Advzzzzzzzzzzz........
- Feminazis hatez video games
- Video Games are the gateway drug to Islam
- Farmcrack on sale now!
- Stephen to sue nerds
- Video Game community mourns loss of 1UP
- Nintendo: 25 Years of Destroying our Brains
- Mafia Gamer arrested for being mafia
- Yakuza tested, gamers approved
- It haz sex on it!
- Virtual Pr0n is finally here!
- Science discovers the destructive power of gamers. Nation on high alert