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History of VictoriaEdit
Victoria was founded by convicts and kangaroos from England in order to escape the death penalty for being "bloody annoying."
A pristine example of what Kangaroos and Convicts can accomplish. They are still universally recognized as being pests.
Victoria Climate & GeographyEdit
Cold, dry, hot, miserable, usually miserable with glimpses of wonderful only to be miserable minutes later.
MCG an sporting arena for a ridiculous ping pong game in which men beat each other with hand bags and rub baby oil on them selves.
Very suspect Very suspect indeed, steer clear of the Melbournites they are a strange breed of cross gender mutations.
Famous People From VictoriaEdit
Queen Victoria? Shane Warne Phillip Island Fairy penguins, yes even the penguins are faires
Probably Ivan Milat.
A Typical Day in VictoriaEdit
Fearing death from killer Koalas,kangaroos and Frankston "smackies".