History of VictoriaEdit
Victoria was founded by convicts and kangaroos from England in order to escape the death penalty for being "bloody annoying."
A pristine example of what Kangaroos and Convicts can accomplish. They are still universally recognized as being pests.
Victoria Climate & GeographyEdit
Cold, dry, hot, miserable, usually miserable with glimpses of wonderful only to be miserable minutes later.
MCG an sporting arena for a ridiculous ping pong game in which men beat each other with hand bags and rub baby oil on them selves.
Very suspect indeed, steer clear of the Melbournites they are a strange breed of cross gender mutations.
Famous People From VictoriaEdit
Fairy penguins, yes even the penguins are faires
Probably Ivan Milat.
A Typical Day in VictoriaEdit
Fearing death from killer Koalas,kangaroos and Frankston "smackies".
|The Australian State of VICTORIA|
||Waht iz flowa ?
|| Victorians on the move... to Queensland
|| Mexican gaylord ping pongers
|| Stephen Hawking
|| "Do ya self a favour, and come to South Australia"
|| perishing; drought, fires and fire men helping killer koalas
|Remaining English Prisoner Population:
|| Small pockets of convict ancestors can be found in Cranbourne, Caroline Springs, Pakenham, Geelong [home of the Ranga's]
|Rabbit, Sheep or Kangaroo Population:
|| 20mph. Evil money cameras everywhere have brought Victorian traffic to a constant camera jam. Preferred transport has become the hawker hover craft doing spadoullies at Waverly Park
||Victorians that escaped and have been brought back.
|| Eddie Mac. Incorp.
|Fun Fact # 1:
|| Still better than NSW
|Fun Fact # 2:
|| Average alcohol consumption is much less than the rest of Australia.