Vice Admiral Mike McConnell is the terrifying Presidential Scare-Monger or "Director of National Intelligence." His job is to keep America safe by keeping America terrified. Also, he probably knows everything about you.
Stop touching yourself!
Not quite right. Scare-mongering is gossipping about things that might or might not happen and is accepted as being far-fetched. This man brings things out in the open - read this :
However, in the interests of fairness, this is a story about his REAL job, now: