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Dr. Noelle Bush wrote a prescription for

There's plenty more where that came from...

The medicine that Stephen endorses instead of Lipitor, which has a commercial featuring another fake doctor, Robert Jarvik.

Vaxator cleans your arteries of fat, hair and soap scum.

With the purchase of a bottle of Vaxator, you get a free heart defibrillator.

Side EffectsEdit

  • lacotse addiction
  • x-ray hearing
  • prolonged erections, but not where you hope

Vaxator is guaranteed to preserve your body for decades, just not your organs.

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