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The medicine that Stephen endorses instead of Lipitor, which has a commercial featuring another fake doctor, Robert Jarvik.
Vaxator cleans your arteries of fat, hair and soap scum.
With the purchase of a bottle of Vaxator, you get a free heart defibrillator.
- lacotse addiction
- x-ray hearing
- prolonged erections, but not where you hope
Vaxator is guaranteed to preserve your body for decades, just not your organs.