is brought to you by Prescott Pharmaceuticals
"Prescott Pharmaceuticals: We sincerely apologize about that whole zombie thing."
Dr. Noelle Bush wrote a prescription for

There's plenty more where that came from...

It's not the size of the pill that matters

Vaxachub is a pill from Prescott Pharmaceuticals for Erectile Dysfunction. It is the only virility aid recommended by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. and made entirely from powdered mice.

Side effects may include:

  • Mild kidney explosions
  • Testicular cranberrying
  • Rectal hallucinations

If you have an erection for longer than four hours, thank Dr. Colbert.

There are also ongoing, and as of yet, undenied rumors that Vaxachub causes sterility.

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