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is brought to you by Prescott Pharmaceuticals
"Remember, if it's childproof, it's not Prescott!"

See your dentist after using Vaxa-Dream.

Vaxa-Dream is a new toothpaste from Prescott Pharmaceuticals. It does not contain any antifreeze - in truth, it is certified not to contain anything stronger than glass cleaner and beef tallow. Kissing someone who brushes with Vaxa-Dream is like making out with the cleaning crew of a steakhouse.

Side EffectsEdit

Side effects include spontaneous and uncontrollable gum growth.

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