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Vatican Bank
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The Vatican Bank is where God keeps his money. All funds collected by televangelists are deposited here, where they are then used to bankroll Heaven's armies, food courts, and the Republican Party. The Vatican Bank also issues an exclusive premium charge card, held only by the Pope, the President, and Stephen Colbert.

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