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A medical procedure that prevents the seed of a male from exiting his cheney thus preventing pregnancy.

The procedure is similar to disconnecting the internets tube from your computer. A vasectomy can be used to prevent clogging of the man tubes. A doctor can do it in the waiting room of his office or on a city bus.

Recently, doctors were sent to Africa to perform emergency vasectomies on the rampant elephants in a desperate attempt to reduce the exploding population.

Recent advancements in technology now mean that you can give yourself a vasectomy with an iPod and an icepick. Just consult GoogleSurgery (its still in beta) and off you go.


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After a cursory review, the doctor recommends Vasectomy undergo drastic invasive surgery and perhaps a few more medicines.

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