Van Jones
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

April 1, 2008 NailingEdit


  • don't subtract from your health by adding to your wealth
  • wants to create the industry, build a green economy
    • pollution-based economy is the grey economy
    • Stephen is skeptical because he still doesn't have his jetpack
  • has his own personal solar panel
  • green collar jobs, not jails
  • Stephen recommends getting a president who used to work in one of the green industries (solar, wind, etc.)
Van Jones
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!

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