Valued Voter

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"Valued Voter"
was featured by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. on "The Wørd" segment of "The Colbert Report"
For all wørds featured, click here, for's dictionary, click here.

Valued Voter (demographic)

  1. the portion of the populace which has the most sway in an election campaign

What White Men WantEdit

This "word" was presented by former North Carolina Senator, John Edwards

  • his values: Universal Haircare
  • would like a jet ski
    • doesn't care which kind
    • will need a second one
  • father should get a jet ski, too
  • will only support the candidate who promises to make him a spy
    • wants high tech gadgets
  • one mission a month, some place awesome
    • Prague
    • moonbase
    • any place to have a jet ski chase
  • wants his face on money
  • secret service for his dogs
  • three new holidays

Valued Voter was The Wørd on the April 17, 2008 edition of "The Colbert Report".

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