Valerie Jarrett

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Valerie Jarrett is one of the nerds who took a secret muslin and got him elected President of the United States! (She's the chick, who may be involved with Rod Blagojevich!)

She was selected by Barack Hussein Obama to be one of his Senior Advisers. Come the Revenge of the Sith Republicans, hers will be the first head severed by a lightsaber, wielded by Luke Skywalker-Colbert.

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