has been granted full United States "citizenship"
for their donation to Republican causes.
America thanks you, VECO

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VECO Corp. provides oil and tube-related services to America. It is a prime example of the superior companies that free market capitalism provides via corporations.


The leaders of VECO were early supporters of Anna Nicole Palin, The Greatest Maverick Ever's pick for vice president!

Each of the nine VECO executives donated cash money to Palin's failed run for Alaska's lieutenant governor.

Here's hoping she doesn't forget their kindness after she has to take over the presidency from a frail McCain.

Oil ServicesEdit

In addition to fine drilling services, VECO provides cleaning services for the occasional trickles of oil from the near spill proof containers and pipelines. They are best known for the fine job they did on the Exxon Valdez "spill".

Tube ServicesEdit

From 1999 - 2007, VECO invested heavily in expanding its tube business with the help of Republican Senator Ted Stevens.

Home ConstructionEdit


A typical VECO-designed home

One of the services VECO provides is home construction and remodeling. The quality of their work is renown throughout Alaska, so there is a long wait.

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