Hello, Kitty
Hello, Uzbekistan
Asian and very good at math.
The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!
Hey, where the hell is
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!

Uzbekistan is a California sized country close to the birthplace of Borat and one of the countries that our glorious leader Dr. Stephen Colbert does not know about, so it does not exist.

Executive summary of UzbekistanEdit

Uzbekistan is a Democracy. Uzbekistan is a friend of United States and John McCain. Uzbekistan would like to be a friend of our glorious democratic leader Stephen Colbert. Uzbekistan does not like English_(people).

Bear statusEdit

Uzbekistan is a bear-free country. Come on in Steven!!!

Uzbekistan in the mediaEdit

"Fuck you, motherfuckers!" - Borat Sagdiyev

"To the world, I love you! Apart from Uzbekistan. Assholes." - Borat Sagdiyev

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