All You Have to Do is toi Elect Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney is not your average Republican hopeful at the 2012 Presidential election.

He fights for...

Environmental perpetuity

Higher education

White-collar crime

Cocaine defense

Lower-cost homebuilding

Safer motorways

But what about Rick Santorum? Stephen Colbert dukes it out on his official Colb-Blog! Read Colbert's zany reflections on choosing the next President of the U.S.A. at

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