Ursula Andress
Is an Uber Hottie and you are not! She makes The Baby Jesus stand at attention.
You may look, but do not touch. Unless Stephen Colbert has Nailed her first.
Baby Jesus
Ursula Andress
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

Ursula was the first Uberhottie

Ursula Andress. Was Is and will always be, the first Bond Girl. Appearing in "Dr. No" (1962) as Honey Ryder. In a scene that would come to define the Hollywood term "entrance" Ms. Undress Andress gracefully sauntered out of the Mediterranian Sea, clad only in a dive knife. While I was only three years of age at the time and supposed to be asleep in the back seat (we were at the Drive-In Movie). I peered between the seats to view her magificence and got my first erection. She set the bar and will always be Uberhot.

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"Dr. No" (1962) Honey Ryder


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