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Was Is and will always be, the first Bond Girl. Appearing in "Dr. No" (1962) as Honey Ryder. In a scene that would come to define the Hollywood term "entrance" Ms. Undress Andress gracefully sauntered out of the Mediterranian Sea, clad only in a dive knife. While I was only three years of age at the time and supposed to be asleep in the back seat (we were at the Drive-In Movie). I peered between the seats to view her magificence and got my first erection. She set the bar and will always be Uberhot.
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"Dr. No" (1962) Honey Ryder
- Is the first Uberhottie
- Her Uberhottie Super Power is being able to crack walnuts with her Vagina.
- Ursula means female bear, but in no way is she "Bear-Like."
- She is the progeny of Aphrodite and Ursa Major. And like all Uberhotties, comes from a Parallel Universe. One where bears are good and kind creatures that love The Baby Jesus, defend the Constitution and eat only Liberals, Hippies, Homosexuals and the very occaisional Pic-A-Nic Basket.
- She has copulated with Sean Connery, who is certainly not Gay.
- Copulating with Ursula will cure the gay.