Osama bin Lisa
Mahmoud Ahmedi-Ursa-nejad is a terrorist.

Ursa seen eating what is believed to be her first human meal. Too large to be an elf working in Santa's workshop, the carcass was never identified.


A Bearist ritually returning to Noah's Ark

Ursa is believed to be the Mother of all Bears, she is featured prominently in Bearism mythology.

She is believed to be the bear who started the War On Christmas.

Bearists believe that shortly after being was sent to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, Ursa was raised unto The Heavens, and turned into a constellation where she could look over her descendants.

Bearists believe that after they die, they will return to the place of their birth, The Black Forest in Germany.

See AlsoEdit

BEARsqu   Bears   BEARsqu
Ursa  | Winnie The Pooh  | Yogi Bear  | Colbear  | Smokey The Bear
Polar bears  | Pizzly  | Polar Grizzly  | Koala  | Panda Bear  | Bats
Vampbear  | BearSharks  | Bipolar Bear  | Care Bears  | Roller bear
Bear baiting  | Bear is driving  | Bearism  | Great Bear Incident  | The Left Wing Madness

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