when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!

Uranus probe

Uranus As Seen from The Voyager Probe
It's best just to not ask...

Giant hole

Uranus? Not My Anus!
Raging heterosexual Tom Cruise's Uranus caught by TMZ photographer at a gay bath house health spa in Palm Springs, California.

Uranus Discovered by Sigmund Freud during a potty training mishap circa 1900ish.

  • A big, round, frozen gassy giant that seldom sees the light of day and emits large amounts of methane and hydrogen. Proving that hyrdrocarbons have nothing to do with Global Warming.
  • Has many Klingons orbiting around it.
  • Something polar bears like to sniff.

See alsoEdit

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