Uranium is used to make nucular bombs. Nucular bombs are only dangerous to gays and other terrorists. Real men can stand under an exploding nuclear bomb to no ill effect. This has led to a modern variation on the medieval practise of ducking to find witches: nuclear bombs are exploded near suspected gayslamofascists.
Nobody should have any, except America.
Only one known person can create uranium: Stephen Colbert.
Aside from feeding robots, some people think Uranium is used to make electricity but it's really just a cover up for sending Uranium to terrorists through the undersea interglobal power grid. Thankfully the patriot act has put an end to this practice.