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|University of Michigan|
|Location||Ann Arbor, Michigan|
|Landmark||The Big House|
|Nickname:||The mostest superiorest place on earth.|
|Theme Song:||Hail to the Victors|
|Population:||As many as can afford the tuition (Tuition has no state aid)|
|Colors||Navy and Maize|
|Reason so Superior||The University of Michigan is the only place to have fought off bears in Michigan (Bears are too scared to come anywhere near the University of Michigan)|
|Fun Fact # 1:||Ohio State Blows|
|Fun Fact # 2:||Michigan State Blows, along with Notre Dame|
Why the University of Michigan is so superiorEdit
Michigan is superior to everyone else because God made it so.
A typical day on the University of Michigan campusEdit
To start the day..people usually have to go searching for bears..this usually doesn't take long..bears are too scared to come anywhere near here.
Next..they begin with rituals, like going to church, to prepare for the ass kicking that they will dish out on Ohio State..no matter what sport it is.
Cold War- An outdoor hockey game held in East Lansing, Michigan, at Spartan Stadium in 2001. The game was between Michigan and the fucktards of Michigan State. Game ended in a fucking 1-1 tie. Thank God that can't happen today. It drew a (then) record crowd of just over 74,000.
Random Game- This game isn't that importaint cuz they didn't have a fancy schmancy name for it. But it was at Camp Randall, Wisconsin, at Badger Stadium. This was another outdoor hockey game too. Michigan Lost 3-2, but Wisconsin cheated by having a football player playing. This is shown when he did the Heisman pose after a goal.
The Big Chill- This is the most recent outdoor hockey game. Held at Michigan Stadium in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The game was played, yet again, between Michigan and the fucktards of Michigan State. It drew a record crowd of 113,411 people. Michigan won handily 5-0. It would've been more but they decided to "take it easy" on those basterds.
List of rivals to the University of MichiganEdit
This is how the University of Michigan ranks their main rivals..IN THIS ORDER...
- Ohio State
- Notre Dame
- Michigan State
- The rest of the BigTen Conference
- Ferris State University (Hockey only cuz Ferris sucks so bad that this is their only Division 1 sport.)
- The rest of the CCHA (Central Collegiate Hockey Association)