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University of Miami
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Location: Berlin, Germany
Type of School: Nazi
Annual Tuition: Enough
Mascot: Swastika
School Colors: Red, White, and Black
School Song: Mein Kampf, in song form
Student Population: Too many
Fun Fact # 1: Jews don't go here for some reason.
Fun Fact # 2: Der Fuhrer is der dean


Called "The U" by students of the University of Miami who are all still learning their alphabet.

The "Hurricanes" are known for their reliance on academics and School of Anger Management, which sets the standard for the nation. In fact, the policy of pre-emptive strike, was developed at the Coral Gables' Anger Management Lab.

Their football team also recruits heavily from prisons, the mafia, and Texas.


HistoryEdit

They have no important history

CampusEdit

Somewhere

Academic FacilitiesEdit

None

Housing FacilitiesEdit

None

Athletic FacilitiesEdit

Pussy shop

Landmarks Only The Students Know AboutEdit

Homosexuals annonomus

AcademicsEdit

Poor

Degree Programs OfferedEdit

Nazi-ism

AthleticsEdit

They blow

Teams FieldedEdit

Who really cares

RivalsEdit

Just about everybody

Student LifeEdit

People don't live there long

Student GovernmentEdit

Anarchy

TraditionsEdit

Heiling der Fuhrer

ClubsEdit

Neo Nazi

Fraternities, SororitiesEdit

Neo Nazi and other racist things that people hate.

Community ActivitiesEdit

None

Famous PranksEdit

The prank where all of the students disappeared because Miami wasn't worth their time and money.

Famous People Associated With University of MiamiEdit

Satan

Famous StudentsEdit

Satan, Hitler

Famous AlumniEdit

Hitler, Satan

Famous StaffEdit

None

Famous Graduation SpeakersEdit

Bears

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