|University of Miami|
|Type of School:||Nazi|
|School Colors:||Red, White, and Black|
|School Song:||Mein Kampf, in song form|
|Student Population:||Too many|
|Fun Fact # 1:||Jews don't go here for some reason.|
|Fun Fact # 2:||Der Fuhrer is der dean|
Called "The U" by students of the University of Miami who are all still learning their alphabet.
The "Hurricanes" are known for their reliance on academics and School of Anger Management, which sets the standard for the nation. In fact, the policy of pre-emptive strike, was developed at the Coral Gables' Anger Management Lab.
Their football team also recruits heavily from prisons, the mafia, and Texas.
They have no important history
Landmarks Only The Students Know AboutEdit
Degree Programs OfferedEdit
Who really cares
Just about everybody
People don't live there long
Heiling der Fuhrer
Neo Nazi and other racist things that people hate.
The prank where all of the students disappeared because Miami wasn't worth their time and money.
Famous People Associated With University of MiamiEdit